Upvoted for not being AI but a classic MS paintjob
DaBear1985 on
He finally came out of the closet
IV-Crushed on
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ContributionMore5502 on
this is peak
Technical_Exam_4587 on
puts are fucked
VFRdave on
Upvoted for funny, but really its not neccessary to open up Tom’s Hormuz “straight” for re-entry.
Why? Because the markets are doing great just the way things are right now. stonks only go up, no need to risk weird Hormuz STD stuff when everything is firing on all cylinders.
High lube oil prices seem to be good for stonks. Oil go up, stonks go up. Why mess with a good thing?
gamblingapocalypse on
Well… now whenever I hear strait of hormuz I’m going to think of this.
So… Thanks I guess.
ixoraa_ on
I’d fucking watch that 😎
-medicalthrowaway- on
“It’s Hollywood, man… everyone’s gay once in a while”
BitConeMiner on
Why does my heart hurt so bad
evlhornet on
I’ve never been harder or straighter
novavalue on
Not to be confused with Buy Hard: A Christmas Options Movie
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Upvoted for not being AI but a classic MS paintjob
He finally came out of the closet
[ Removed by Reddit ]
this is peak
puts are fucked
Upvoted for funny, but really its not neccessary to open up Tom’s Hormuz “straight” for re-entry.
Why? Because the markets are doing great just the way things are right now. stonks only go up, no need to risk weird Hormuz STD stuff when everything is firing on all cylinders.
High lube oil prices seem to be good for stonks. Oil go up, stonks go up. Why mess with a good thing?
Well… now whenever I hear strait of hormuz I’m going to think of this.
So… Thanks I guess.
I’d fucking watch that 😎
“It’s Hollywood, man… everyone’s gay once in a while”
Why does my heart hurt so bad
I’ve never been harder or straighter
Not to be confused with Buy Hard: A Christmas Options Movie