Imagine having literal top-secret military clearance for an international black op and your first instinct is to go full degenerate and yolo it on polymarket. honestly, the man belongs here. one of us.
Dark-Energy- on
Sorry mr elite operator soldier, inside trading is only for the big boys high in goverment or business. Thank you for your service though and your injuries won’t be service related.
ICameSawAbstained on
I somewhat feel significantly more upbeat about insider trading by someone whose life is put on the line (semi-involuntarily) trading on the event where their life is being put on the line…
…Than when someone who orders others to their possible death, does the same insider trading.
Long-Inspector-4993 on
I‘m confused. I thought trading on the presidents every fart was currently the most american thing you can do? This guy is definitely a hero! Or did he forget to pay his bribes and praise the size of Trumps dick? Then he is of course a damned criminal. Until he repents and pays and praises, at which point he will be a hero again.
Helpinmontana on
Fall guy, he’ll get a slap on the wrist as the token “look we punished someone” so everyone else can keep making money.
Hour_Wall_5633 on
Like a soldier had inside info. Garbage post
Salty-Bid1597 on
It beats me why anyone without insider knowledge would trade on polymarket.
I mean you know you don’t have insider info but you know the people you’re betting against might have so why even bother? The best case is you’re rolling a dice, the worst that the other guy has loaded the dice. What’s the upside?
At least the stock market is somewhat regulated.
SHOW_COCK_PASS_CPA on
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.
Odddjob on
Lol, what about everyone else that is betting huge amounts the market before certain tweets?
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so they wll prosecute everyone who did it right?… right?
Meanwhile
https://preview.redd.it/otfv8qw1d3xg1.png?width=201&format=png&auto=webp&s=f67493d8cbb2a955823004f3cbfdefe57f085f8e
i guess it’s only okay when rich people do it
Imagine having literal top-secret military clearance for an international black op and your first instinct is to go full degenerate and yolo it on polymarket. honestly, the man belongs here. one of us.
Sorry mr elite operator soldier, inside trading is only for the big boys high in goverment or business. Thank you for your service though and your injuries won’t be service related.
I somewhat feel significantly more upbeat about insider trading by someone whose life is put on the line (semi-involuntarily) trading on the event where their life is being put on the line…
…Than when someone who orders others to their possible death, does the same insider trading.
I‘m confused. I thought trading on the presidents every fart was currently the most american thing you can do? This guy is definitely a hero! Or did he forget to pay his bribes and praise the size of Trumps dick? Then he is of course a damned criminal. Until he repents and pays and praises, at which point he will be a hero again.
Fall guy, he’ll get a slap on the wrist as the token “look we punished someone” so everyone else can keep making money.
Like a soldier had inside info. Garbage post
It beats me why anyone without insider knowledge would trade on polymarket.
I mean you know you don’t have insider info but you know the people you’re betting against might have so why even bother? The best case is you’re rolling a dice, the worst that the other guy has loaded the dice. What’s the upside?
At least the stock market is somewhat regulated.
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.
Lol, what about everyone else that is betting huge amounts the market before certain tweets?