Are you retards ready to get fucked by Powell one last time?

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    1. Sweaty_Rub4322 on

      If we’re getting fucked by Powell, imagine the backshots we’re gonna get from Kevin Warsh

    2. iShitBloodandCumShit on

      He has the opportunity to something amazing. He can cut rates and send us into a sugar rush high followed by a collapse.

      Or he can raise rates and make it collapse

      Or he can do nothing and fuck up calls and puts.

    3. ICollectBidoofs on

      With how much this is hyped, I wouldn’t be surprised if we ended the day green

    4. AlignmentWhisperer on

      Once inflation hits 10% and box of strawberries cost $16 people are going to be begging for Powell to take them back.

    5. Good afternoon, last zero lube penetration, hopefully it doesn’t sting everyone too bad

    6. FreshLiterature on

      Y’all realize the FOMC votes, right? The chair doesn’t just unilaterally decide interest rates. There are 12 people that vote.

      Also lol there are much bigger macro issues that you all should be bitching about like, oh, I dunno, the war that one man DID unilaterally start that is fucking global trade?

      The FOMC is concerned with the inflationary impacts of interest rates (among other things). Prices are already going up because of the ongoing war.

    7. I’m balls deep. Powell, save me one last time.

      (Or teach me another lesson. Either way, we’re cool. <3 you. Mean it. )

    8. Familiar_While2900 on

      “Fuck your puts, Fuck your calls, Powell has you by the balls”

      -Daddy J POW (probably)

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