I am so glad I held off on this joke of an earnings season
unbenchhench on
bad guidance for msft
Shoddy_Ad897 on
Lmao zuck
iBeFlying676 on
$MSFT GUH GUH GUH
MrNo_Balls on
if you’re not buying calls at least 20% OTM. you’re fucking regarded.
Ordinary_investor on
This board is amazing read in days like these haha 😆
Dangerous_Pie_3338 on
Today ended up being FLATTER’N YAMAMMASASS
BaronOfIce on
MSFT could cure cancer and still end red
Gorgenapper on
SPY goes up, POET goes down, can’t explain that.
YungIrv on
Plot twist: Nobody wins 🙂
d33p7r0ubl3 on
Lmao spoke too soon. Msft bagholders in shambles
DisgrunltedDan on
Msft alway piece of shit
sxiom on
META apes are so COOKED bro ngl
Ok_Persimmon9849 on
The algos are spasming out of control, they were not prepared for the oil moon today. Probably going to actually see the oil impact the market tomorrow finally, couldn’t today because they had to expire as many 0DTEs as possible.
Big-Routine222 on
Google JESUS CHRIST
CumomEileen on
CVNA up 10% because of course
jasperCrow on
Waymo is eating teslas lunch with autonomous taxis lmfao
looool_k_libtard on
LMFAO BULLS. tech is dead you idiots. Oil is going to 150x from here and you’ll buy $75/gallon.
Tini- on
Man am I glad I dumped that piece trash MSFT yesterday 😮💨😂
JSlickJ on
fuck you MSFT
PlasticBirds on
Imagine if had MSFT calls lmao
2020isgreat on
MSFT lmao
PlasticComplexReddit on
Rigged bigly, i am fuk.
Relevations on
GOOG the Argentinosaurus
Nudge55 on
bulls were saying the market was going to crash?
Pale-Silver-8178 on
Guy with life savings on META is good right only shares no options right?
ScytherDOTA on
Meta mis huevos en tu boca
Forward-Ad5608 on
How can MSFT possibly be down…. those numbers are amazing…
MasterElite1 on
>u/MasterElite1 8 points 9 days ago
>According to the Oil Debt Devaluation Model, the target oil price is **WTI $147.83/bbl.**
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I’m so fucked wow..
I am so glad I held off on this joke of an earnings season
bad guidance for msft
Lmao zuck
$MSFT GUH GUH GUH
if you’re not buying calls at least 20% OTM. you’re fucking regarded.
This board is amazing read in days like these haha 😆
Today ended up being FLATTER’N YAMAMMASASS
MSFT could cure cancer and still end red
SPY goes up, POET goes down, can’t explain that.
Plot twist: Nobody wins 🙂
Lmao spoke too soon. Msft bagholders in shambles
Msft alway piece of shit
META apes are so COOKED bro ngl
The algos are spasming out of control, they were not prepared for the oil moon today. Probably going to actually see the oil impact the market tomorrow finally, couldn’t today because they had to expire as many 0DTEs as possible.
Google JESUS CHRIST
CVNA up 10% because of course
Waymo is eating teslas lunch with autonomous taxis lmfao
LMFAO BULLS. tech is dead you idiots. Oil is going to 150x from here and you’ll buy $75/gallon.
Man am I glad I dumped that piece trash MSFT yesterday 😮💨😂
fuck you MSFT
Imagine if had MSFT calls lmao
MSFT lmao
Rigged bigly, i am fuk.
GOOG the Argentinosaurus
bulls were saying the market was going to crash?
Guy with life savings on META is good right only shares no options right?
Meta mis huevos en tu boca
How can MSFT possibly be down…. those numbers are amazing…
>u/MasterElite1 8 points 9 days ago
>According to the Oil Debt Devaluation Model, the target oil price is **WTI $147.83/bbl.**
>https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sqm09n/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_20_2026/oh94z0a/
Only ~33% more to go!
META raising capex to $125B-$145B
META you piece of shit. FUCK YOU ZUCK