A lot of fuckery across the board Ford on some bullshit too
I_like_code on
That’s why I never fuck around with Msft options.
Appropriate_Ice_7507 on
What caused it to go from -3 to +1%?
Special_Economist803 on
Washout 🤣🤡 both side
ohgodthehorror95 on
“Fuck yo calls. Fuck yo puts. J Pow will have you by the balls. And god bless the money printer.”
– J Pow
shawndw on
The classic 420 trap.
carloscede2 on
And this is why my shit expires in march, plenty of time for shit to work out
Tiny-Eye693 on
bro it was green for like 2 seconds and I missed it
Resident-Banana-7883 on
call me regarded but you know who doesn’t lose?
people who own shares. I’m up 23% bc I was inversing reddit last month.
OrangeSlicer on
Sold my calls yesterday. Fuck this market.
WhyAreYallFascists on
Someone needs the market green tomorrow. Can’t have all the big boys go down hard.
cutiesarustimes2 on
That’s called a theta delight, aka fuck me sideways
CuriousCat511 on
Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughteted
jamesrggg on
Look back options would hit so hard
SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 on
Zoom out.
Ffs
Playless on
How come people believe in msft so much? I feel like they haven’t expanded as much in the past year compared to like google
Master-Marionberry35 on
idk i made 30k this week
expecting to lose 30k after goog has huge earnings reports just cuz
X_KOOK on
Idk man if you timed it right this is a traders dream
java_brogrammer on
Classic double dildo of death pattern.
jer72981m on
Gotcha bitch!
Lurkyhermit on
Batman hanging upside down wins again.
Bigddaddi on
FK MSFT NEVER AGAIN… POS….
🤨🤨
Jagob5 on
This is a hilarious visual cuz it epitomizes what I always experience anytime I play with options. I’ll have spikes and some random volatility early on that gives me hope but my retarded ass will get greedy and hold thru the whole thing until it stabilizes for no reason and I lose everything. Classic indeed.
No_Mercy_4_Potatoes on
Theta gang cooked with Microsoft
Bistrocca on
Can someone not regarded explain to me why it failed to pump twice?
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Gonna keep trickling down tonight/tomorrow imo
https://preview.redd.it/fozmshbx98yg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847d4372fbf24043ee1856626c7370c00fe1fcc4
Palls are the winners
Fuck this stock man I saw it up at like $434 I looked again it’s back down
Sold some $395 puts collecting $315 per contract.
Went for a rollercoaster ride. Gave everyone a heart attack.
Msft couldn’t pull it head out of it ass today even with decent earnings. Expect a huge dump incoming.
Theta gang thanks you for your business
https://preview.redd.it/kf0gc129d8yg1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b3ef7eff85c94b78093f8daba1765e11249d25
A lot of fuckery across the board Ford on some bullshit too
That’s why I never fuck around with Msft options.
What caused it to go from -3 to +1%?
Washout 🤣🤡 both side
“Fuck yo calls. Fuck yo puts. J Pow will have you by the balls. And god bless the money printer.”
– J Pow
The classic 420 trap.
And this is why my shit expires in march, plenty of time for shit to work out
bro it was green for like 2 seconds and I missed it
call me regarded but you know who doesn’t lose?
people who own shares. I’m up 23% bc I was inversing reddit last month.
Sold my calls yesterday. Fuck this market.
Someone needs the market green tomorrow. Can’t have all the big boys go down hard.
That’s called a theta delight, aka fuck me sideways
Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughteted
Look back options would hit so hard
Zoom out.
Ffs
How come people believe in msft so much? I feel like they haven’t expanded as much in the past year compared to like google
idk i made 30k this week
expecting to lose 30k after goog has huge earnings reports just cuz
Idk man if you timed it right this is a traders dream
Classic double dildo of death pattern.
Gotcha bitch!
Batman hanging upside down wins again.
FK MSFT NEVER AGAIN… POS….
🤨🤨
This is a hilarious visual cuz it epitomizes what I always experience anytime I play with options. I’ll have spikes and some random volatility early on that gives me hope but my retarded ass will get greedy and hold thru the whole thing until it stabilizes for no reason and I lose everything. Classic indeed.
Theta gang cooked with Microsoft
Can someone not regarded explain to me why it failed to pump twice?
https://preview.redd.it/l443omxu09yg1.jpeg?width=1772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf8b3adebd64b4e483731334a32ede8a756c5514
My calls 😡🤧
Thats why I only scalp