Sir, job applications at JP Morgan are up 686,000% this morning https://i.redd.it/1p4udoi21eyg1.jpeg Posted by MysteriousSlice007
Top_Category_2526 on April 30, 2026 8:33 pm Fake CPI, Fake Economy, Fake jobs, Printing money to support business with not revenue I want to start my company PONZI AI, no revenue, printing shares, and no product at all
SimpSaverSam on April 30, 2026 8:34 pm tbh if everyone’s applying here, maybe the real problem is not enough positions for fresh traps to eat the tendies and lose money faster
NotBigfoot69 on April 30, 2026 8:35 pm I expect Indian immigration requests to the U.S. to be up over 10,000%… buying puts on INDIA
I2LiveDangerously on April 30, 2026 8:42 pm “You’re gonna need an another janitor to clean up after this janitor when we are through ma’am.”
ConcernedPen15 on April 30, 2026 8:47 pm PLEASE EXPLAIN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER never mind I used google, very funny
wampum on April 30, 2026 8:47 pm https://preview.redd.it/yvl2zer14eyg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167c22177467285d933a249aead1d3db1b46df2c
moneycabaI on April 30, 2026 8:47 pm I’m a brown boy I wanna see dem cannons maan. Time to link up with that boss lady.
CJBlueNorther on April 30, 2026 8:48 pm Imagine getting paid a JPM level salary and going to work everyday to get laid by your fine ass dominatrix boss What a dream.
Nice-Ad-8156 on April 30, 2026 8:49 pm https://preview.redd.it/8do3w8kg4eyg1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd1dd9db772bd364efb6c4c5da5fc4df2df40c34
wallstreetsimps on April 30, 2026 8:52 pm https://preview.redd.it/j7yot0ny4eyg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee6047afc0ce8c78fc17cd8742b0246370ccaa7
trustfundkidotaku on April 30, 2026 8:52 pm They gonna start distributing free condom like the Olympic at this rate
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Heard it was a scam
Fake CPI, Fake Economy, Fake jobs, Printing money to support business with not revenue
I want to start my company PONZI AI, no revenue, printing shares, and no product at all
I wanna see those cannons
tbh if everyone’s applying here, maybe the real problem is not enough positions for fresh traps to eat the tendies and lose money faster
I expect Indian immigration requests to the U.S. to be up over 10,000%… buying puts on INDIA
My Fishhead wife told me I couldn’t apply 😔
*reads accusation statement*
she made him do WHAT
“You’re gonna need an another janitor to clean up after this janitor when we are through ma’am.”
Nah that shits not that funny though.
Im taking up basketball.
PLEASE EXPLAIN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
never mind I used google, very funny
https://preview.redd.it/yvl2zer14eyg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167c22177467285d933a249aead1d3db1b46df2c
Get the Viagra!
What did I miss?
I’m out of the loop what’s this referring to?
I’m a brown boy I wanna see dem cannons maan. Time to link up with that boss lady.
Imagine getting paid a JPM level salary and going to work everyday to get laid by your fine ass dominatrix boss
What a dream.
I am ready.
https://preview.redd.it/8do3w8kg4eyg1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd1dd9db772bd364efb6c4c5da5fc4df2df40c34
https://preview.redd.it/j7yot0ny4eyg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee6047afc0ce8c78fc17cd8742b0246370ccaa7
They gonna start distributing free condom like the Olympic at this rate