Sir, job applications at JP Morgan are up 686,000% this morning

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    Posted by MysteriousSlice007

    21 Comments

    1. Top_Category_2526 on

      Fake CPI, Fake Economy, Fake jobs, Printing money to support business with not revenue

      I want to start my company PONZI AI, no revenue, printing shares, and no product at all

    2. SimpSaverSam on

      tbh if everyone’s applying here, maybe the real problem is not enough positions for fresh traps to eat the tendies and lose money faster

    3. NotBigfoot69 on

      I expect Indian immigration requests to the U.S. to be up over 10,000%… buying puts on INDIA

    4. I2LiveDangerously on

      “You’re gonna need an another janitor to clean up after this janitor when we are through ma’am.”

    5. ConcernedPen15 on

      PLEASE EXPLAIN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

      never mind I used google, very funny

    6. I’m a brown boy I wanna see dem cannons maan. Time to link up with that boss lady.

    7. CJBlueNorther on

      Imagine getting paid a JPM level salary and going to work everyday to get laid by your fine ass dominatrix boss

      What a dream.

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