No-Jelly7026 on April 30, 2026 11:12 pm Lucky brown boy. https://preview.redd.it/sgy4qduyteyg1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4bc8b6ad144967ad20d65c75c1952c5272eb5ec
Interesting_Menu2172 on April 30, 2026 11:15 pm bro really put “penetrated multiple private markets simultaneously” in his achievements section and thought nobody would notice
discombobulantics on April 30, 2026 11:17 pm Is this hilarious? Yes. Is your format egregiously horrible? Also yes.
Nanas_700k on April 30, 2026 11:25 pm If I worked there, this is funny enough I would actually hire you even if you didn’t know fuckall about finance.
eurovi1 on April 30, 2026 11:26 pm Greetings, I’d like to apply for a position in your company. Bellow is my motivational letter: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Pure Gold
Brown buttons? Are you going to be my special brown boy?
Lucky brown boy.
https://preview.redd.it/sgy4qduyteyg1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4bc8b6ad144967ad20d65c75c1952c5272eb5ec
‘Tight deadlines’ is actually creative.
bro really put “penetrated multiple private markets simultaneously” in his achievements section and thought nobody would notice
Is this hilarious? Yes. Is your format egregiously horrible? Also yes.
i love rddt
All the homies applying 🔥
If I worked there, this is funny enough I would actually hire you even if you didn’t know fuckall about finance.
Wish that guy was me so bad words can’t explain
Did your fish wife approve of your new career aspirations?
Greetings, I’d like to apply for a position in your company. Bellow is my motivational letter:
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE