Doe’s that mean your retarded-as’s i’s buying call’s?
FartingOnAMetalChair on
kind of a rad idea honestly
rain168 on
It puts the calls in its basket
Top_Category_2526 on
Buy my company its PONZI AI here what you need to know:
– We don’t produce anything and we don’t planing to
– We dilute shares all day
– We don’t have any revenue
– I’m gonna create a twitter account so i can post some rockets and say the the stock is going to the moon
A_Dragon on
Yeah…a publicly owned company…what a crazy idea!
Repulsive-Slice-6902 on
Im in.
Schim4499 on
So 50 million people at 30$ each. Eh worth a shot
SetRestart on
I’m gonna pay $80 so I have a 2:1 ownership and get majority say then I’m gonna make all the planes fly upside down every trip.
Wrath_FMA on
Public Companies what a novel Idea. Careful my guy or the CIA is going to come knocking on your doorstep
Careless-Day-3008 on
Fuck it, I’m in
halt_spell on
It’s funny to me how people who would _rage_ against nationalizing a company would consider it a moral obligation for the U.S. government to bail them out.
If every company that was bailed out in the past 20+ years had been nationalized (partially or fully) our country would be running a surplus by now.
Necessary-Profile-30 on
Take my money 🫱💸
tripleheavn on
Level retardation incomprehensible to the average WSB mind
What-tha-fck_Elon on
I’m in!! But there has to be a for real ESOP thing with rules and no one can sell shares. We need a SPAC or something to pool funds. Is it possible to just do this without someone fucking everyone else over?? Make it a private, not for profit company. And outfit the planes 100% with pods. Maybe leave the back 3 rows for tickets that are given away for free. Fuck. Make Airtravel Great Again. Can we get 250,000 morons to do this? No high priced CEO, just fucking service like the USPS but for air travel.
Jemmani22 on
Just make the planes AI.
Bubbles_2025 on
GameStop Airlines
kevbot234 on
Can we make spirit airlines go bankrupt twice in one year!?
SoterPie on
I’d rather we spend the money on INTC calls for nana.
Uncle_Adeel on
Reddit island ahh
hummus_is_yummus1 on
Convincing 35 million people to venmo $30 to a random guys’ venmo account. What could go wrong
Jokes aside, the idea of a national airline would actually be great. I just don’t think this avenue will work. Govt provides public transportation services… why not flights?
dappernate on
I have 200 defunct shares. Does that mean my vote counts
Joeyshyordie on
Yeah let’s buy an airline and then run into the same struggles Spirit ran into trying to offer affordable flights…Makes sense…
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I’m calling calls.
It puts the calls in the basket.
>Ape’s
Does that mean your retarded-ass is buying calls?
I mean,
Doe’s that mean your retarded-as’s i’s buying call’s?
kind of a rad idea honestly
It puts the calls in its basket
Buy my company its PONZI AI here what you need to know:
– We don’t produce anything and we don’t planing to
– We dilute shares all day
– We don’t have any revenue
– I’m gonna create a twitter account so i can post some rockets and say the the stock is going to the moon
Yeah…a publicly owned company…what a crazy idea!
Im in.
So 50 million people at 30$ each. Eh worth a shot
I’m gonna pay $80 so I have a 2:1 ownership and get majority say then I’m gonna make all the planes fly upside down every trip.
Public Companies what a novel Idea. Careful my guy or the CIA is going to come knocking on your doorstep
Fuck it, I’m in
It’s funny to me how people who would _rage_ against nationalizing a company would consider it a moral obligation for the U.S. government to bail them out.
If every company that was bailed out in the past 20+ years had been nationalized (partially or fully) our country would be running a surplus by now.
Take my money 🫱💸
Level retardation incomprehensible to the average WSB mind
I’m in!! But there has to be a for real ESOP thing with rules and no one can sell shares. We need a SPAC or something to pool funds. Is it possible to just do this without someone fucking everyone else over?? Make it a private, not for profit company. And outfit the planes 100% with pods. Maybe leave the back 3 rows for tickets that are given away for free. Fuck. Make Airtravel Great Again. Can we get 250,000 morons to do this? No high priced CEO, just fucking service like the USPS but for air travel.
Just make the planes AI.
GameStop Airlines
Can we make spirit airlines go bankrupt twice in one year!?
I’d rather we spend the money on INTC calls for nana.
Reddit island ahh
Convincing 35 million people to venmo $30 to a random guys’ venmo account. What could go wrong
Jokes aside, the idea of a national airline would actually be great. I just don’t think this avenue will work. Govt provides public transportation services… why not flights?
I have 200 defunct shares. Does that mean my vote counts
Yeah let’s buy an airline and then run into the same struggles Spirit ran into trying to offer affordable flights…Makes sense…