They really are just making it up as they go along huh.
I guess none of the specifics matter when it’s all fairy land monopoly money.
Phone-Medical on
The answer is hidden in his children’s books.
streetgainer_ on
Where’s Chamath Palihapitiya when you need him?
dbcstrunc on
Who knew DFV’s brother was a more coherent person than Ryan ‘I’m so fucking high right now’ Cohen?
FUSe on
You don’t understand. eBay is worth $55billion. But if you were to take eBay to GameStop, they would offer you $5-10 billion tops. They would offer you either cash or store credit.
The reason this deal is so good is they are offering BOTH!
You don’t get it? Obviously RC is signaling MOASS happens tomorrow and stock goes to one million per share. We just have to hold through that sneeze until it reaches one trillion per share. He said ebay will compete wil amazon because he buys out ebay and amazon and merges them into GMEBAYZON. Just used my Wendy’s paycheck to buy the dip, trying to get my average below 300. Thanks for the discount hedgies 😎🚀
pineapplekiwipen on
he obviously does not want to explicitly say he is about to dilute apes to kingdom come lmao
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Half cash half stock about tree fiddy in total, check the website
Omfg LOL
It’s on the website
Half cash, half stock. Just trust me, bro.
“We’ll see what happens…”
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This guy is such a scam artist. I can’t believe people keep holding GameStop
Motherfucker, why did I buy puts expiring last friday
Damn he’s just pumping their 5% stake in eBay to dump it for cash? Didn’t say anything on this interview so he can’t be sued.
Whats the play after they dump their pumped eBay stock?
Why is he even on, if he doesn’t want to respond? What a POS.
Sorry but this was an easy question to answer with a bs boilerplate answer. This guy needs media training.
Wow this was almost as awkward as when Roaring kitty did the YouTube live playing dead in the chair😂😂
ngl I never saw him live before but he seems like a real ass
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It’s on the website
I DECLARE THIS OFFER
First time I heard this dude talk, the apes deserve him. Lmao
Half stock, half cash, we also have some coupons
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Half cash, half stock = Full dilution for current shareholders
His jacket hahahaha
Is this guy rolling on ketamine?
He even has jensens leather jacket like what a poser
Of course apes would think this interview was a win for Cohen 😭
Wow, this Cohen guy is either: a) on drugs, b) a dipshit, c) jackass, or d) any/all of the above.
Yeah, that 2021 stuff was sweet, but he hasn’t accomplished anything real and this “buyout” offer is asinine.
Not sure who still thinks this guy is a genius, but this interview probably doesn’t help.
Dude looks like he is in a K hole.
This is peak absurdity and it looks so corrupt that I’m sure AF GameStop is gonna buy ebay some-fucking-how.
Have you checked the website?!?
Damn, am I too late to short the dump?
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They really are just making it up as they go along huh.
I guess none of the specifics matter when it’s all fairy land monopoly money.
The answer is hidden in his children’s books.
Where’s Chamath Palihapitiya when you need him?
Who knew DFV’s brother was a more coherent person than Ryan ‘I’m so fucking high right now’ Cohen?
You don’t understand. eBay is worth $55billion. But if you were to take eBay to GameStop, they would offer you $5-10 billion tops. They would offer you either cash or store credit.
The reason this deal is so good is they are offering BOTH!
CNBC is so clueless.
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You gotta be ready for those hardball questions like this guy
It’s half stock, half store credit. I don’t understand the question.
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Come on, it’s simple from EBAYs perspective. Why wouldn’t anyone take such a lucrative offer.
https://preview.redd.it/gbrg4jvke5zg1.png?width=507&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0a3c5d62823d3e3906a5c22bcf8394a7b71c195
You don’t get it? Obviously RC is signaling MOASS happens tomorrow and stock goes to one million per share. We just have to hold through that sneeze until it reaches one trillion per share. He said ebay will compete wil amazon because he buys out ebay and amazon and merges them into GMEBAYZON. Just used my Wendy’s paycheck to buy the dip, trying to get my average below 300. Thanks for the discount hedgies 😎🚀
he obviously does not want to explicitly say he is about to dilute apes to kingdom come lmao
It’s half-stock, half-cash, half-manbearpig.
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**GAMESTOP CEO REQUIREMENTS:**
– Must show willingness to appear on national television under the influence of an ambiguous mix of downers.
– Must not have above a third grade comprehension of the English language or basic arithmetic.