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    1. Status-Net2947 on

      Man everything is so fking overvalued. Anything that is still considered as a sneaky buy?

    2. DoubleFamous5751 on

      Breaking: Jamie Dimon just blew his brains out on an all hands company conference call. Was last heard muttering incoherently about “roaches” and “the macro environment”

    3. PLTR morons actually thought they’d get a 20% move on that overpriced trash stock lol

    4. Actual_Difference617 on

      Breaking: Iran has confirmed that enriched uranium is for AI nuclear bombs. US to apologize and withdraw. NVDA to invest $40 billion.

    5. peanuts-in-my-jelly on

      I just witnessed someone at a popular wing establishment working remotely while on teams…no they did not stop eating 🫪

    6. ModeForJoe on

      “gas prices will come back down… give it 2 weeks”

      “You said that four weeks ago”

      “…and I still maintain my position: 2 weeks”

    7. iYoloNDX0DTEs on

      Where’s that regard that thought Groupon was actually capable of a squeeze(at the top) lmao 

    8. StandardDot5115 on

      Free money strategy thats been working since 2020:

      dump all retirement acct into qqq

      nasdaq hits new ath

      scalp nq futes for -1% essentially indirectly scalping my retirement acct

      ???

      profit

    9. Ryan Cohen did his best not to say half stock, half cash, half ape money

    10. ProudPeak3570 on

      I’m proposing to acquite JPMorgan for $900 billion in a 50/50 cash/stock deal. I have financing lined up for $50B and another $5k in my Chase bank account, guaranteeing a successful closing. Looking forward to making this happen

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