I would create a new dollar called an evil dollar or an antidollar. It will be red instead of green and have Benedict cumberbatch on the front. They would cancel out a regular dollar. You get evil dollars by doing bad things like stealing and rapping. You can use evil dollars at evil stores like Spirit Halloween, Wall Mart, and possibly the disgraced “Circuit City”
You can also earn evil dollars by doing evil jobs, such as dealing drugs, being an actuary, or selling cryptocurrency courses
The financial purpose of these evil dollars is to punish the no good evil doings of society by means of deflation, as every evil dollar issued represents a violation of the values we hold near and dear as freedom loving good moral americanis. This would also serve to increase the purchasing power of the regular dollars for those at which do not indulge in the wicked desires as stated above
Would love to hear any thoughts or possible implementations of this system
Posted by Richard_E_Genius
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Lmao Benedict Cumberbatch on currency would be cursed enough to work. Though I’m dying at “rapping” being lumped in with stealing – like someone’s gonna get evil dollars for dropping bars at the local open mic night. The actuaries catching strays here is brutal but fair.
Evil dollars are normal to me……….
I mean you’d have to get everyone to agree on a morality baseline, and thanks to regular money we fi don’t people can become pretty flexible about that pretty fast. This reads like “I dont like how you live so you should be broke”
With my moral character, I think I’d thrive under this new system! However, my uncle was convicted of rapping last year so he’d get the short end of the stick!