I saw the US’s strike in my Facebook timeline an hour ago, and just saw news of the Iran strike about 20 minutes ago. Hope that helps them sort it out.
Brilliant-Tea-9852 on
Wrong. Han Shot First
toofaded40 on
They just gotta finish this. One has to prevail so everything can come to a close
Time-Cardiologist906 on
I’d bet my left nut that the US shot first
LeJuanJames on
wars over btw
ProfessionalBite5161 on
Everything is bullish it was just a general who farted and everyone got scared but Iran it’s desperate for a deal.
BeerorCoffee on
Everyone knows Han shot first
KittyLover-7 on
Who is Lorna and who is brown boy in this situation?
samhouston84 on
Who ever fired the missiles at Diego Garcia started shooting first!
YouOk5736 on
Lmao the whole situation is not necessary to begin with
Capt_Blahvious on
Why don’t we use all those munitions to blow up the pointy part? Straighten out the strait.
Serious_Coffee_8066 on
I believe Iran before Trump.
Crazy_Donkies on
Stocks rebounded AH. Save it bear.
Iampepeu on
For some reason I don’t trust what the US says. Not sure it or how matters though.
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Ah shit here we go again…
Ceasefire still going strong. I heard Iran signed the deal right now!
And oil is falling and futures are now headed up! Gotta love this shit
But the peace deal is as good as inked they said !
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Disney fireworks at play.
😮💨
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Pump and Dump on oil. Anyone who is NOT making huge profits is a bad trader
Have no fear, there will be a new “peace” deal on the table and our 400th victory declared before markets open again tomorrow
Calls
This is just because Barron wanted to buy another dip
the only thing getting carpet bombed is my portfolio
The ol’ Hormuz Solo
I thought their military has been completely obliterated. How is it that they are still able to shoot at us?
Who is Han and who is Greedo?
Friday = TANKer….Monday = WANKer
The ol’ Han Solo eh?
Ya, I got calls at the top. Again.
I can’t keep having sleep for dinner
Im gonna need some hormuz sauce with that and a Baja blast
You need occasional bad news to pump on “good” news.
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Han shot first.
Oil shorts covered, time to pump.
I saw the US’s strike in my Facebook timeline an hour ago, and just saw news of the Iran strike about 20 minutes ago. Hope that helps them sort it out.
Wrong. Han Shot First
They just gotta finish this. One has to prevail so everything can come to a close
I’d bet my left nut that the US shot first
wars over btw
Everything is bullish it was just a general who farted and everyone got scared but Iran it’s desperate for a deal.
Everyone knows Han shot first
Who is Lorna and who is brown boy in this situation?
Who ever fired the missiles at Diego Garcia started shooting first!
Lmao the whole situation is not necessary to begin with
Why don’t we use all those munitions to blow up the pointy part? Straighten out the strait.
I believe Iran before Trump.
Stocks rebounded AH. Save it bear.
For some reason I don’t trust what the US says. Not sure it or how matters though.
It’s like Han Solo all over again
Buy calls
Woh woh woh, guys it’s not after 4:00 on Friday.