I can’t be the first to notice this…

… Non farm payrolls can be shortened to “NoFaP”.

Can we normalise this? So it becomes a thing to casually say “Hey guys it’s NoFaP Friday, please watch your risk.” On all the morning risk calls across the industry.

“I got really screwed over by NoFaP last week.”

“I held it all the way through NoFaP then had to give up.”

And if it gets really normalised, Wall Street firms can send out client updates like “NOFAP PREVIEW” and HR can’t really do anything about it.

I thought it’d be pretty awesome if this really became a thing. Can we?