MilkyWayObserver on May 10, 2026 10:07 pm Do you have enough margin to cover that? If not then just turn off ur phone so margin can’t call
Sweaty_Rub4322 on May 10, 2026 10:08 pm Turn it into a mobile, portable AI data center and sell it to OpenAI for $2 million
Lewd_Desperado on May 10, 2026 10:12 pm Learn literally everything you can about plane maintenance and operation as well as how to fly the thing and you have a bitchin private plane
AllCapNoBrake on May 10, 2026 10:14 pm https://preview.redd.it/5mdtgz2owd0h1.png?width=316&format=png&auto=webp&s=57cfe0436796e4801a4934e5153e1d2e5b1c57d0
PenisRancherYoloSwag on May 10, 2026 10:14 pm Post the link for the next bid; someone else from here will bail you out
fcsar on May 10, 2026 10:15 pm https://preview.redd.it/r5b66axuwd0h1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b53fb37adfb67233934a5da6c5286a54429a4dd
Altruistic_Door_8937 on May 10, 2026 10:18 pm If you want to get into wet-leases, I can fly it for you
SouthKen2020 on May 10, 2026 10:19 pm Average monthly lease is over $100K. Call an airplane leasing company and ask if they want more inventory.
Current-Function-729 on May 10, 2026 10:21 pm Is this real in that it sold for 600k? Aren’t the engines alone worth way more?
Electronic-Buyer-468 on May 10, 2026 10:21 pm My man, a plane that is 1/10th this size is 10x that price. gtfoh
BilboBagginkins on May 10, 2026 10:21 pm The last tranche of Spirit’s iae-powered planes sold at 20 for 500 million. 25 million per plane on fire sale.
RichFoot2073 on May 10, 2026 10:22 pm Get your ass a pilot license, pick us all up, and take us out to Wendy’s
OfficialSeagullo on May 10, 2026 10:22 pm Line the interior with 1000 screens displaying top tech stocks Paint it to look like a space shuttle with to the moon on the sides Hell yeah
Shurlz on May 10, 2026 10:23 pm Rent it out to influencers that want to do fake and gay airplane skits for likes
Osmirl on May 10, 2026 10:24 pm Sell all flight hardware, cockpit instruments and similar. Then buy land close the the airport and turn it into a restaurant.
Blueturtlewax on May 10, 2026 10:24 pm Forget data centers in space… we’re gonna put data centers in the atmosphere
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Declare bankruptcy.
Sell for lower
Close your laptop and hope for the best
Do you have enough margin to cover that?
If not then just turn off ur phone so margin can’t call
Sell it for $1M. Fast way of transporting oil from Hormuz
Turn it into a mobile, portable AI data center and sell it to OpenAI for $2 million
wow really only 560k? thats not bad
Learn literally everything you can about plane maintenance and operation as well as how to fly the thing and you have a bitchin private plane
Put “AI” next to the logo and sell it for 5M.
Slight upgrade to van life gratz.
It’s an airplane. You fly it. Duhhh.
registration + insurance so
you can drive it home obviously
https://preview.redd.it/5mdtgz2owd0h1.png?width=316&format=png&auto=webp&s=57cfe0436796e4801a4934e5153e1d2e5b1c57d0
Post the link for the next bid; someone else from here will bail you out
https://preview.redd.it/r5b66axuwd0h1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b53fb37adfb67233934a5da6c5286a54429a4dd
Find a pilot to either fly or sell
If you want to get into wet-leases, I can fly it for you
Donate it to Qatar as an uno reverso.
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Air BNB and clout chasing influencers? 🤷
Average monthly lease is over $100K. Call an airplane leasing company and ask if they want more inventory.
Now start bidding for Parking fee
Is this real in that it sold for 600k? Aren’t the engines alone worth way more?
You know what to do
My man, a plane that is 1/10th this size is 10x that price. gtfoh
The last tranche of Spirit’s iae-powered planes sold at 20 for 500 million. 25 million per plane on fire sale.
That must be the girl math Linus was talking about.
Get your ass a pilot license, pick us all up, and take us out to Wendy’s
Line the interior with 1000 screens displaying top tech stocks
Paint it to look like a space shuttle with to the moon on the sides
Hell yeah
Bangbus
Rent it out to influencers that want to do fake and gay airplane skits for likes
Spirit in the sky , make it fly
Sell all flight hardware, cockpit instruments and similar.
Then buy land close the the airport and turn it into a restaurant.
Forget data centers in space… we’re gonna put data centers in the atmosphere
Rip logic, those airlines usually just lease planes lol
You can buy a company. Half cash half plane.