Why don’t they just make the expected CPI number 999.999% every month so that way when it comes in at 5% they can cope and be like “LOL SEE ITS BELOW LLLOLLLL ITS FINE!!!!!”
Anyone know?
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Serious-Grapefruit20 on
Keeping the value of your calls down so you sell is no easy task
Country_Gravy420 on
If this report is bad we get a gamma flip on SPX and there is no way tech can justify their current valuations.
If you have calls you better pray that core CPI is low, because energy prices are going to rip CPI to shreds.
Bignutly on
Godspeed.
cgonz15 on
Im very MUch cooked
Ok_Passage7069 on
They better have fucking cooked the books
EducationalClient759 on
Bulls have been banking wins for weeks on volume as thin as Christmas Day. lol
plzplzplztendies on
# COLLAPSE IT
BigKey5644 on
Should I sell my plug or is this going to moon with the short interest
Bcider on
It’s hilarious the targeted ads I get on Reddit based on the random trolling horseshit I post on here.
Samjabr on
I warned everyone yesterday that I was buying DRAM.
I’m not bragging but I control these markets. I am the inverse God!
iwasshotbyatigeronce on
About to get rekt by CPI.
omjagvarensked on
!Banbet
Calvertorius on
Made an ASTS earnings call play, sigh.
AGigatonicxs on
Mu leaps and chill
socrates4eva on
I’m ready for the cooked core CPI report!
Any_Life_6178 on
sToNkS OnLy Go Up
PatrickSebast on
The market won’t remain red today because it is almost impossible for the market to be red. Green day locked in.
dabblesest on
Maybe the real CPI was the bers we killed along the way.
IcyDiver3484 on
Be greedy when others are greedy! Sell everything when others are fearful
User0198888 on
Massive Taco Tuesday today watch.
ReflectionTrue4242 on
I’m With Micron but today it could drop easy to $700 or less
IndependentUsual7444 on
Huge V in five minutes
whagon-wheel on
Markets gonna rip after CPI -2.6%
BerryExpress on
id like to let everyone know that the ceasefire between my pp and my hand collapsed.
neither party was willing to let go.
ShittyUsernane1222 on
I wonder how markets would react if CPI was at 40%
ALth0r on
prepare you anus, brace for impact
JonnyP0T-SmokR on
Drill team 6 staying on the sidelines today.
Puzzleheaded-Arm3155 on
$TTWO – gta 6 trailer and update coming within next 5-10 days
stonksf on
CPI going to V our ass. Fake ass dip.
Illustrious_Job1951 on
I think we already know what cpi is going to be
Frozen_Shades on
Aw geez crude oil
Weak_Emu3659 on
Daw they told me the line go up
Axonum on
Huge v incoming
NervousChemistry7401 on
Hopped on the DRAM/MU train yesterday. Always able to find that top somehow.
Stunning-Dig-8916 on
Ah yes we should trust these insanely bad night numbers that tanked right at the night market.
perceptive_AI on
So why are these AI companies worth trillions when the path to AGI is not from LLMs? Wall street just laughing all the way to the bank after baiting you regards to buy in
Coogiez on
There’s no taco coming today. Today you get the hot sauce in your portfolio
Techmonk1234 on
I’m predicting and waiting for a red day. Or a dip, as you say.
Nomynametoday on
what was that candle on intc, from 122 to 129 and back down to 123? what ff
360drive69 on
I got in a weird teenage argument about weed in here last night with what I can only assume was a blacked out man. it was awesome(I don’t even like smoking weed anymore).
EducationalClient759 on
I bought some memory stocks last week, then I lost my memory, and now I have no clue what I actually bought
West_Plant5562 on
This is going to determine how slow work is going to be today
Happy-Champion1661 on
OMG 7% CPI??? SPY -10% TODAY!
WhoElseButMe_ on
2 min to see fixed cpi numbers to keep pumping the market
JonnyP0T-SmokR on
Weird gap up on qqq.
ZYHUA on
countdown 60s to the america lost century candle
ScytherDOTA on
Here’s the idea. If I chicken and sell my MU calls today to stop-loss, Im sure I will gamble it away with spy calls/puts and lose it anyway. Imma just hold on.
Any_Life_6178 on
WTI futes over 101.50 hahaha where’s the Mango tweet?
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Why don’t they just make the expected CPI number 999.999% every month so that way when it comes in at 5% they can cope and be like “LOL SEE ITS BELOW LLLOLLLL ITS FINE!!!!!”
Anyone know?
[deleted]
Keeping the value of your calls down so you sell is no easy task
If this report is bad we get a gamma flip on SPX and there is no way tech can justify their current valuations.
If you have calls you better pray that core CPI is low, because energy prices are going to rip CPI to shreds.
Godspeed.
Im very MUch cooked
They better have fucking cooked the books
Bulls have been banking wins for weeks on volume as thin as Christmas Day. lol
# COLLAPSE IT
Should I sell my plug or is this going to moon with the short interest
It’s hilarious the targeted ads I get on Reddit based on the random trolling horseshit I post on here.
I warned everyone yesterday that I was buying DRAM.
I’m not bragging but I control these markets. I am the inverse God!
About to get rekt by CPI.
!Banbet
Made an ASTS earnings call play, sigh.
Mu leaps and chill
I’m ready for the cooked core CPI report!
sToNkS OnLy Go Up
The market won’t remain red today because it is almost impossible for the market to be red. Green day locked in.
Maybe the real CPI was the bers we killed along the way.
Be greedy when others are greedy! Sell everything when others are fearful
Massive Taco Tuesday today watch.
I’m With Micron but today it could drop easy to $700 or less
Huge V in five minutes
Markets gonna rip after CPI -2.6%
id like to let everyone know that the ceasefire between my pp and my hand collapsed.
neither party was willing to let go.
I wonder how markets would react if CPI was at 40%
prepare you anus, brace for impact
Drill team 6 staying on the sidelines today.
$TTWO – gta 6 trailer and update coming within next 5-10 days
CPI going to V our ass. Fake ass dip.
I think we already know what cpi is going to be
Aw geez crude oil
Daw they told me the line go up
Huge v incoming
Hopped on the DRAM/MU train yesterday. Always able to find that top somehow.
Ah yes we should trust these insanely bad night numbers that tanked right at the night market.
So why are these AI companies worth trillions when the path to AGI is not from LLMs? Wall street just laughing all the way to the bank after baiting you regards to buy in
There’s no taco coming today. Today you get the hot sauce in your portfolio
I’m predicting and waiting for a red day. Or a dip, as you say.
what was that candle on intc, from 122 to 129 and back down to 123? what ff
I got in a weird teenage argument about weed in here last night with what I can only assume was a blacked out man. it was awesome(I don’t even like smoking weed anymore).
I bought some memory stocks last week, then I lost my memory, and now I have no clue what I actually bought
This is going to determine how slow work is going to be today
OMG 7% CPI??? SPY -10% TODAY!
2 min to see fixed cpi numbers to keep pumping the market
Weird gap up on qqq.
countdown 60s to the america lost century candle
Here’s the idea. If I chicken and sell my MU calls today to stop-loss, Im sure I will gamble it away with spy calls/puts and lose it anyway. Imma just hold on.
WTI futes over 101.50 hahaha where’s the Mango tweet?