
From CNBC reporting on Hegseth's testimony at hearing:
He claimed to senators that “ultimately we control the Strait, because nothing’s going in that we don’t allow to go in.”
(https://apnews.com/live/trump-administration-updates-05-12-2026#0000019e-1ceb-d9bf-a1ff-1fef83860000)
Good News – The US Controls the Strait of Hormuz, says Hegseth
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Posted by TiredTired99
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That’s great, how will this help me?
But it’s my turn to blockage the strait!
We grabbed them by the straight
Wabbit Season!
Yeah well nothing is coming out either, numbnuts
who controls what’s going out?
There is only one piece of news that can come out of that administration that I will consider ‘good news’.
Okay bud let’s just gloss over the fact that there’s also nothing going out that Iran doesn’t allow out
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BS
And nothing is going out that Iran doesn’t let out. It’s chess for retards.
Sure I believe you. But my puts don’t.
I also control my local Taco Bell, says me.
Did he lose control of his alcohol-in again?
Right but nothing is coming out that Iran doesn’t want out lmao
“says Hegseth” … so we still have no idea who controls the strait
That’s great and all but the world needs oil to come out of there and that’s not happening so… Maybe we *don’t* control it in any meaningful way?
Cool. Short oil?
More bull crap
Two negative added up doesn’t mean a positive. Make the math sensible!
Was this before or after his five old fashioned lunch with Kash
But the whole point is we want stuff going in and coming out. Its literally the whole problem. Nobody wants a blockade in the first place.
did anyone tell Iran?
Yeah, at huge cost, for a short term, in a non-viable/unsustainable way. And when we leave, Iran is then the de facto sole authority once more over the Strait, but with much greater control than they ever exerted previously in the Strait. Because this was a huge fucking mistake.
We’re losing this shit. If we resume attacking them, kiss our allies’ energy infrastructure goodbye. We stopped hammering them because they were doing too much regional damage, including to our bases basically at-will, and we don’t have an answer for that. We do not have a good option here, and it was all fully predictable and the exact reason why nobody did this dumbassed approach previously.
How in the world have we still not learned the basic lesson that a hundred years of war has tried to teach us, that you cannot achieve strategic objectives solely with airpower? This is an old story, but hubris and stupidity have a new day.
Is this control in the room with us now?
They are really trying anything just to pump the market, aren’t they?
We’re ruled by literal mongoloids
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