So how did I got my ass fck from call and put today.
SignificanceFew5212 on
Friday crept low overnight and stayed that way, now imagine the comedy of creeping high Monday’s market after everyone sold
geddyclaus on
Why did VIX end up being so weak today?
qrqrafafzvzv on
Imagine being a ber and not holding puts into the weekend. All the dips happen outside of market hours.
Alert-Pipe-3005 on
China won. I gotta give it to them. We are now 2nd place
AgitatedJump8459 on
Can we start a thread named the WSB glossary?
I want to keep up with the complex terminology I see here. OpEx? Warshed up? Cooked bullball? Code language if you ask me!
Independent_Name_601 on
Anyone else getting concerned with the Repo market and Bank reserves dropping a little bit?
Moepenmoes on
People are fearmongering for no reason, must be the smell of ber piss
callsonreddit on
So umm.. when V
toomuchmarcaroni on
Do I have 4 calls expiring next Friday?
Yes
Could I have sold them days ago for profit?
Yes
Am I concerned?
Slightly
In other news, fuck bers
Secret-of-the-Snooze on
Ow my nuts!
Rare-ish_Birb on
This 🅱️eekend, Claude is helping me write a new novel about love and heartbreak on a social media site dedicated to buying and selling meme stocks for profit (or loss), and all y’all are in it.
Let me know what alias you want for for your user….😆🙄😂
eatmorbacon on
Trump is making millions. How you doin?
jerm2z on
Be even more fearful when others are fearful
bigswordmeatlord on
HOW IS IT STILL GOING DOWN WHHAT THE FUCK
hioman01 on
Remember MU 1000 and SNDK 2000? Fuck
iShitBloodandCumShit on
Mutual funds that underperformed the shit out of the market will be like: look guys we are also….red.
ddrsdght on
Trauma bags
WonUpH on
We open to your greenest Monday ever I figured the 2026 meta
conoremc on
First time on a 1.5% drop I’m not so leveraged to the tits that I’m playing jenga staying 100 dollars above my margin call. Is this… is this what the bogleheads feel like?
OsamaBinBrowsin on
I could have bought a 🥭phone with the money I lost today
Letsgetit713 on
Wtf happened to UNH after hours???
Fact-Resident on
Lmao at all these sheep exiting UNH because Berkshire sold.
Late_Echo1453 on
Computah make these guys super gay and hornni… super gay and hornni
AGigatonicxs on
Monday green lol
IcyDiver3484 on
I just need one easy week again where you buy a call on anything and get +$300, break even, get the fuck out and wage again. I just want my money back. This shit is fucking ghey
Bochyat_Jaa on
You see that dumb options analyzer?
ifyoulookyouaregay on
LMAO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE V BULLS
AdvisorOdd1938 on
This chat reeks of puss. Get your shit together folks. This ain’t the end.
iwasshotbyatigeronce on
RIP Blackrock
Honest-Bill7143 on
Ban bet spy 740 Monday
AgitatedJump8459 on
RIP JOE ROGAN
potato111a on
HOLY FK, SPY DOWN TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE… Last week LMAO 🤌
Mammoth_Bank_7886 on
Micron being green in the aftermarket, even if slightly, is giving me the faintiest of hope.
…I’ll set up a stop loss.
am-i-not-a-bot on
Every time 10 year crossed this level, TACO steps in. We’re about to see a hundred Tweets this weekend trying to lower rates – “Ceasefire going well,” “Warsh needs to lower rates,” etc.
ecoburner87 on
if you’re wondering why everything crapped today, the US 10 yr bond broke out of a bull flag that’s been coiling since May 2022 (and it’s still running AH)
JonDSoCal on
I’m going to need 🥭 to put a fat orange finger on the scale before Monday open. Just do it, you fat fuck. Baron needs a new million.
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So how did I got my ass fck from call and put today.
Friday crept low overnight and stayed that way, now imagine the comedy of creeping high Monday’s market after everyone sold
Why did VIX end up being so weak today?
Imagine being a ber and not holding puts into the weekend. All the dips happen outside of market hours.
China won. I gotta give it to them. We are now 2nd place
Can we start a thread named the WSB glossary?
I want to keep up with the complex terminology I see here. OpEx? Warshed up? Cooked bullball? Code language if you ask me!
Anyone else getting concerned with the Repo market and Bank reserves dropping a little bit?
People are fearmongering for no reason, must be the smell of ber piss
So umm.. when V
Do I have 4 calls expiring next Friday?
Yes
Could I have sold them days ago for profit?
Yes
Am I concerned?
Slightly
In other news, fuck bers
Ow my nuts!
This 🅱️eekend, Claude is helping me write a new novel about love and heartbreak on a social media site dedicated to buying and selling meme stocks for profit (or loss), and all y’all are in it.
Let me know what alias you want for for your user….😆🙄😂
Trump is making millions. How you doin?
Be even more fearful when others are fearful
HOW IS IT STILL GOING DOWN WHHAT THE FUCK
Remember MU 1000 and SNDK 2000? Fuck
Mutual funds that underperformed the shit out of the market will be like: look guys we are also….red.
Trauma bags
We open to your greenest Monday ever I figured the 2026 meta
First time on a 1.5% drop I’m not so leveraged to the tits that I’m playing jenga staying 100 dollars above my margin call. Is this… is this what the bogleheads feel like?
I could have bought a 🥭phone with the money I lost today
Wtf happened to UNH after hours???
Lmao at all these sheep exiting UNH because Berkshire sold.
Computah make these guys super gay and hornni… super gay and hornni
Monday green lol
I just need one easy week again where you buy a call on anything and get +$300, break even, get the fuck out and wage again. I just want my money back. This shit is fucking ghey
You see that dumb options analyzer?
LMAO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE V BULLS
This chat reeks of puss. Get your shit together folks. This ain’t the end.
RIP Blackrock
Ban bet spy 740 Monday
RIP JOE ROGAN
HOLY FK, SPY DOWN TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE… Last week LMAO 🤌
Micron being green in the aftermarket, even if slightly, is giving me the faintiest of hope.
…I’ll set up a stop loss.
Every time 10 year crossed this level, TACO steps in. We’re about to see a hundred Tweets this weekend trying to lower rates – “Ceasefire going well,” “Warsh needs to lower rates,” etc.
if you’re wondering why everything crapped today, the US 10 yr bond broke out of a bull flag that’s been coiling since May 2022 (and it’s still running AH)
I’m going to need 🥭 to put a fat orange finger on the scale before Monday open. Just do it, you fat fuck. Baron needs a new million.