Ancient Fed scripture clearly states: “Only 5 times has the pigeon marked the chosen one … and each time the market collapsed.” https://i.redd.it/j4fyfei49s1h1.jpeg Posted by tacobytes
Capital-Head9500 on May 17, 2026 11:37 pm My puts are finally gonna print after this blessed pigeon prophecy 😂💀
Ffigy on May 17, 2026 11:46 pm Imagine history written years from now mentioning how some schizo on WSB rambling about pigeon shit was what finally triggered the AI bubble burst.
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My puts are finally gonna print after this blessed pigeon prophecy 😂💀
The Shadow Chair
My calls are cooked.
Birds aren’t real, but still I’ll take it
Will the market tank Monday?
Does bird shit fall?
Albirds
Imagine history written years from now mentioning how some schizo on WSB rambling about pigeon shit was what finally triggered the AI bubble burst.
🐦🐦🐦
The pAIgeon has spoken. Calls
My new favourite meme
The writings are on the tablet, it must be true
Why are you so fucking weird