Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like the nationwide baby formula shortage.
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Some of the jokes are just mean uninspired, e.g. they can do better with the Mitch ones.
Colin Jokes and Michael Slay
I'm so glad I didn't invest in Bitcoin .
Fact: Elon backwards is just Nole. Most of you are Nole worshipers… #DogeTurds
Too bad they didn't do us a favor and get rid of McConnell, but I guess Putin ain't gonna destroy his minions.
This was literally the only thing I laughed at last night. The rest of the episode was a dumpster fire
I wonder if Amazon's going to pay that $4,000 a year to trans women.
Friday the thirteenth is bad; but, Saturday the fourteenth is worse!
Jesus I will never understand the hate for Joe Biden. Name one thing he did wrong and how you would have done something different.
Interesting that they had no jokes about one of Mitch's fellow travellers, Nancy Pelosi?
Best jokes: Amazon 8 minute abortion and wordle fetus guesser
Thanks VPN 🇸🇪 NBC, you guys still get revenue from my YT Premium 😏 It’s free money for you. But I guess you lock SNL to the US due because you dont wanna have to deal with copyright stuff…#TotallyNotMark
The gist of Colossians 12-14 is that we should follow as examples of God even forgive those who hurt us like God forgave our sins.
"THE GRAPHIC!" if you know you know
3:58 is where it's at
The only one that thinks Che’s jokes are funny is Che.
Pour shelter dog!
cull all gop
Yeah, the Crypto crash was pretty hardcore. Luckily I had sold most of mine before and took the profit. Way down on DOGE though. It'll go back up, eventually. I'd imagine. Buy the dip folks. You will regret looking back in a year and seeing another March 20th, 2020 dip on the chart and knowing you didn't buy in.
Watching a shelter dog get passed up for adoption? 🤣 That's colder than a mother inlaws love.
SNL is so weak and really lame humor , sucks so bad, left wing Libby show that is not allowed by their master’s to have real free speech comedy’s. Joey Biden is a treasure and they ignore that but bush was all day long.💩turds
thankfully the baby formula shortage won't effect snls target audience of gay 6-12 year olds
Can't lie…I was disappointed. Not as funny as others.
You don't need a blanket to cover up Putin's erection. Loose fitting boxers will suffice.
I feel like the audience didn't appreciate this week's jokes enough
That intro was so good.
When the normies gleefully report btc crashes it’s a nice signal bottom. Once again we see “btc dead.”
2017.
To me a 20k btc is insane. It’s so high.
This is predictable in the market. It’s because of the Bitcoin Halving.
It’s how you make money.
No different then stocks. You sell when the Pi Cycle Top Indicator signals we are at peak insanity.
Then you buy when it drops.
LUV THE DOOR DASH JOKE
so where are those recommending bitcoin I have my cash the old fashioned way under my bad
Give babies the same thing our parents gave us when there wasn't formula…beer.
Amazon won't let their people unionize but they'll pay for abortions? Wow. That's a benefit Unions can't match.
Snl is a waste.
U think Michael che has ever said a word with his teeth apart?
Mitch McConnell is such a racist he took pride in not working with the president of the United States of America just because he was black and now he goes all the way to the war but won't go up the street
We were so confused when the word for me was fetus and different for everyone else 😂
I’d like to see a skits on Hunters laptop and the Biden crime family 👍👍🤣😂🤣😂
I had the best weekend of my life maybe Friday the 13th, super blood moons and mercury in retrograde has the opposite effect for me.
In the face of worldwide food shortages – Worn out, dispirited, cold and hungry and low on gas (which I paid for at $4.39 per gallon mind you!!) after visiting every grocery store within a 25 mile radius of my home, only to find mostly empty shelves and other hungry people wandering aimlessly through the aisles. in search of just something to take home to their pantries to feed their families and their family dogs, the check-out cashiers standing idly at the end of their check-out stands, some of them with their eyes closed, probably wishing they were somewhere else, I abandoned my search. Hand trembling on the steering wheel, watching the last shopping center I visited fading in the rearview mirror, somehow miraculously an open McDonalds' appeared before me – with at least a dozen vehicles in the drive-thru., each with a hand dangling from the driver's window in eager anticipation of snatching that brown bag with the comforting red and yellow logo. The parking lot was virtually empty, so I pulled into a parking space right near the side entrance – walked right in, stepped right up and placed my order (no line, no waiting) for a double quarter pounder with cheese,, large fries, a large chocolate milkshake and a baked apple pie. Lo and Behold – the milkshake machine was working!! Seven minutes after entering through that door, I'm comfortably seated back in my vehicle, with the engine off and radio playin' chowing down on some good old Mickey Dees.' By then the drive-thru line had grown to two dozen vehicles, like some hungry twisted cobra in search of prey. Finished my meal, threw the trash in the custom made sustainable vehicular recycling bin I carry in my car. Feeling well fed and happy, and headed for home. Fifteen minutes later, I pulled into my driveway and couldn't believe what i saw! Cardboard boxes full of food from both Blue Apron and Hello Fresh! had been delivered to my doorstep. I opened the front door and was greeted by Babushka, my Siberian Husky who jumped up and licked me in the face – 'cause no doubt that loveable hound smelled protein on my breath…. How ironic, I thought to myself – Here we are in the midst of worldwide food shortages and those Golden Arches are still glowin'' and I can get food delivered to my doorstep – usually less than two hours after I order it with any of the dozen or so food delivery apps I have on my smartphone. Apparently the Blue Apron and Hello Fresh apps somehow detected I was hungry and went ahead and placed the order without me knowing it. . What a world we live in!! . Sat down, turned on the TV for some entertainment and whaddya know…the first thing that came on was a commercial for Applebee's, followed by one for Olive Garden (where everybody's family). Next i was told that pork belly sandwiches are two for one at Arby's. Finally, before things got returned to the actual program content, there were commercials for various probiotic products and weight loss programs, and prescription drugs for resisting emotional eating and lowering one's A-1C.. "How very ironic it all is," I thought to myself and drifted off to sleep for awhile.
Fetus is actually a pretty good opener
Audience be like
"Women are forced to breed" : Awww 🙁
"Men are ready to die for gasoline" : BAHAHA XD
Its actually worth commenting that the initial cheering and applause is too much.
The people of Ukraine shouldn’t have to suffer through Mitch McConnell
yeah Colin, it’s of course all Joe Biden’s fault.
Rockin it this week!
Why is weekend update being cut down in time?
Love these guys
I thought pussy riot was still locked up
Good one guys!