Somewhere, 13 million shares above the apes, there was a CEO screaming inside his Armani suit. Then, I heard it. The click of the offering button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Adam and I had become a team. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Adam spoke: “Apes of Reddit, AMC management, can you give us a share count?” There was no hesitation, and the reply came as if was an everyday request. “AMC management, I show you at one billion eight hundred and forty-two million shares outstanding.”
I think it was the forty-two million that I liked the best, so accurate and proud were the apes to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew they were smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Adam and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most silverback-like voice: “Ah, apes, much thanks, we’re showing closer to two billion on the money.”
For a moment Adam was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the ape diamond hands, when Reddit came back with, “Roger that AMC, Your dilution is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.” It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the meme stock craze, the apes had been diluted, all mortal shareholders on Reddit were forced to bow before the King of Dilution, and more importantly, Adam and I had crossed the threshold of being a management team. A fine day’s work. We never heard another peep from those apes all the way to the bankruptcy. For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest diluters out there.
waxheartzZz on
It’s like such an unethical company I don’t even want to go to the movies there
Traditional_Gas8325 on
He’s a salesman. He’s struggling to sell tickets and popcorn so shares it is! Lmao.
EveningSerious1069 on
yea, that’s me not even gonna try to defend myself here. Guilty as charged
Alternative_Desk4492 on
Meh
Future-Foresight on
Why dilute shares tho?
Xelbiuj on
No shit they would, they need cash.
What the FUCK would you expect them to do?
Jupman on
Made my money and ran.
bdvfgvvcffc on
AMC investors are NINJA borrowers
nagai on
Makes a lot of sense when your investors collectively have a brain damage causing them to misconstrue literally anything as “good news”.
29 Comments
“This is good for AMC”
can’t believe anyone bought into AMC even for a squeeze after the last time they dicked everyone. like shoved it in dry. no thanks.
it’s like walking into a special ed class
Y’all bought AMC again? Oh lol
You give AA $5b, he gives you one 🍿
Is it a dilution if it’s a silver mine?
“bUt thEY aRe PlaYing mOvIEs?” Rofl even though hes only ever mentioned one stock
Whoa whoa, $1m is not a meme!!111!
so this is good for bears you say?
I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing
I am full regard
So buy puts?
AMC thanks you for your life savings
Youre welcome
Somewhere, 13 million shares above the apes, there was a CEO screaming inside his Armani suit. Then, I heard it. The click of the offering button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Adam and I had become a team. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Adam spoke: “Apes of Reddit, AMC management, can you give us a share count?” There was no hesitation, and the reply came as if was an everyday request. “AMC management, I show you at one billion eight hundred and forty-two million shares outstanding.”
I think it was the forty-two million that I liked the best, so accurate and proud were the apes to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew they were smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Adam and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most silverback-like voice: “Ah, apes, much thanks, we’re showing closer to two billion on the money.”
For a moment Adam was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the ape diamond hands, when Reddit came back with, “Roger that AMC, Your dilution is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.” It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the meme stock craze, the apes had been diluted, all mortal shareholders on Reddit were forced to bow before the King of Dilution, and more importantly, Adam and I had crossed the threshold of being a management team. A fine day’s work. We never heard another peep from those apes all the way to the bankruptcy. For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest diluters out there.
It’s like such an unethical company I don’t even want to go to the movies there
He’s a salesman. He’s struggling to sell tickets and popcorn so shares it is! Lmao.
yea, that’s me not even gonna try to defend myself here. Guilty as charged
Meh
Why dilute shares tho?
No shit they would, they need cash.
What the FUCK would you expect them to do?
Made my money and ran.
AMC investors are NINJA borrowers
Makes a lot of sense when your investors collectively have a brain damage causing them to misconstrue literally anything as “good news”.
Somehow that affected the Game more than AMC …
Once bitten twice shy baby
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