Twisted tea to celebrate the gains made this week 
ilovethewayyousmile on
Starting to think of my RDDT bags (down against SPY all week) the same way I view spending 10$ to buy a friendship bracelet made by a regarded child, a futile overpriced purchase 
MarginCallMeDaddy on
!Banbet OH NO. I SEE THE LIGHT. IT – IT’S COMING FOR ME. I’M SCARED. MOMMY? FUCK. IT’S CATCHING UP. OH MY GOD. NO. DON’T TAKE ME. I’M NOT READY. CURSE YOU NVDIAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhh-
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/utopiapsychonautica made a bet that SPY would go to 513.86138 within **2 days** when it was 529.754 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
And just like that the memes died again 
Muted-South4737 on
Three stupid days until we get back to it 
wolfman333 on
Which one of you degenerates scooped up 200k worth of 128cs for next week
cow_grass on
Meme stonk pump usually means broader market dump. My SPY puts greatly appreciate that and graciously await next week 
Squeezeem321 on
So whats the game plan next week🦍
felipesizzosmoes on
So stoked to watch Sam Sulek video and then go lift weights
newwobblywheeler on
[GME](https://stocktwits.com/symbol/GME) diluted it’s shares by a 45M share raise whereas BB raised funds in Feb 2024 $200M at 3% with no dilution with very favorable terms with Morgan Stanley being the underwritter much to the chagrin of the shorts who wanted shares…they were not able to partake in the Notes due to strict terms of requirement. Shorts after even the mega volume on May 13 to 15 were only able to cover ~500,000 so SI still stits at 61.1M on both exchanges which is greater than the 2021 run!
Nelz16 on
Get off my yard and go back to your porches!
Sandvicheater on
That guy who lost everything on NVDA $1140C after it ran up like +20% in 2 days after ER expecting it to keep running up like a rocket by 5/24?!?
I’m a options regard but even I knew that’s a ice cream’s chance in hell hail mary pass at best of being even ITM and even then the profit gains is waaay too small for the amount of risk taken.
OzzyOzzyOzzyOiiOiOi on
Blown my account again, until next week, I’ll be back 
OSRSkarma on
So the apes will sit here and say there are naked shorts, but will celebrate a 45mil share dilution
But but but, they were preparing to raise money when the stock skyrockets!!! WRONG
They fucking diluted your ass the second they could
diggin-the-doge on
Damn everybody coming out of the woodwork with the loss porn, and they all seem to be HOOD accounts 🤔 maybe “HOOD” because they keep it gangster 
DistinguishedIdiot on
NVDA 1200 before split???
us1549 on
Sold my 2500 shares of that meme stock after market for $22.75. I actually considered selling at $19 today. Jesus Christ
Bronto_Chad on
I can’t believe there are still regards that wants to open puts/short on Gamestore , it’s a memestock , it doesn’t even need value to go up (example: memecoins like dogecoin, pepecoin,etc.). Gamestore has $2B cash and will soon be net profitable , regarded hedgefunds keeps looking at financials (which is why they keep shorting it) when they don’t understand what MEME SHIT IS and this is a meme shit with at least some value aka $2B cash.
Also , some regard was opening $50mm worth of $20c 6/21. Would be funny if Ryan Cohen was the one who opened it since he can now use gamestore’s cash to “invest” in shit or he did it with his own money.
RockyMountainOyster5 on
Market gives bers nothing. Not even a glimmer of hope. So sad. Gonna open Tuesday at 540 and end the week 560
Real_shumagorath on
Happy those worthless AMC puts dropped from my screen finally. So sick of looking at those
Initial_Profile_530 on
Fake pump go home guys 🦍💢
ArnoldRothsteinsAlt on
Legit wish I was rich enough to open my own theta fund. I have a PhD in degen buying behavior 💅🏽
Jerry_bear88 on
All u geys with your stupid charts and candlesticks stroking what you think you know and talking smack about what you think will happen next trade shesh. PATHETIC!!!
U know nothing John Snow! Lame azz cucks buying SPY and all them pre-made packages lol!!!! No balls to pick stonks low and sell high. Keep it simple.
Gambling loser degenerates.
diggin-the-doge on
I’m legit thinking about throwing some gamestore in my IRA on the next dip
BearBullCombo on
The best part about gamestore ceo is he already bankrupted one company even with all the diluting. So many suicides will be televised when he bankrupts gamestore
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/MartJJ1 made a bet that NVAX would go to 20.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 9.076 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
I didnt know dilution causes stocks to go up. Maybe companies should stop doing buybacks and more dilution
killcon84 on
It’s gonna short squeeze for real this time guys
iTouchStuff on
90% of ape theories on why they filed for offering are RIP now just like their poorfolios 
ArnoldRothsteinsAlt on
People having fun this weekend: why is our waiter so fucking angry and aggressive holy shit?!
Their waiter: these elitist fucks are going to contribute to bullish spending reports on Tuesday! 
The restaurant: Applebees
TheOriginalBushToad on
I never realized being an “options” trader meant I’m exercising my option to be poor. 
Should I start my own club? It’ll be like NoFap but only no anxious premarket fapping
Premarket faps always lead to shitty trades
Like today I bought ARM poots on relative weakness around open, even though last night I had planned on buying tech calls today for a retest of SPX 5300
MarginCallMeDaddy on
I take accountability for none of my actions
Low_Procedure_3538 on
Gonna guess that stock is going to be easy puts come Tuesday morning
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Twisted tea to celebrate the gains made this week 
Starting to think of my RDDT bags (down against SPY all week) the same way I view spending 10$ to buy a friendship bracelet made by a regarded child, a futile overpriced purchase 
!Banbet OH NO. I SEE THE LIGHT. IT – IT’S COMING FOR ME. I’M SCARED. MOMMY? FUCK. IT’S CATCHING UP. OH MY GOD. NO. DON’T TAKE ME. I’M NOT READY. CURSE YOU NVDIAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhh-
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/utopiapsychonautica made a bet that SPY would go to 513.86138 within **2 days** when it was 529.754 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
NVDA is ridiculous
Fakest low volume pump ever
Coin trying to breakout again, see if it works next week
#APES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT, I REPEAT, APES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT🚨🚨🚨
Pump already fading
Sold all my positions for profit, was a pretty bad week until I bought the dip yesterday.
Well spy 540 is back on the table for summer boys
McDonald’s 
And just like that the memes died again 
Three stupid days until we get back to it 
Which one of you degenerates scooped up 200k worth of 128cs for next week
Meme stonk pump usually means broader market dump. My SPY puts greatly appreciate that and graciously await next week 
So whats the game plan next week🦍
So stoked to watch Sam Sulek video and then go lift weights
[GME](https://stocktwits.com/symbol/GME) diluted it’s shares by a 45M share raise whereas BB raised funds in Feb 2024 $200M at 3% with no dilution with very favorable terms with Morgan Stanley being the underwritter much to the chagrin of the shorts who wanted shares…they were not able to partake in the Notes due to strict terms of requirement. Shorts after even the mega volume on May 13 to 15 were only able to cover ~500,000 so SI still stits at 61.1M on both exchanges which is greater than the 2021 run!
Get off my yard and go back to your porches!
That guy who lost everything on NVDA $1140C after it ran up like +20% in 2 days after ER expecting it to keep running up like a rocket by 5/24?!?
I’m a options regard but even I knew that’s a ice cream’s chance in hell hail mary pass at best of being even ITM and even then the profit gains is waaay too small for the amount of risk taken.
Blown my account again, until next week, I’ll be back 
So the apes will sit here and say there are naked shorts, but will celebrate a 45mil share dilution
Actual mental gymnastics
But but but, they were preparing to raise money when the stock skyrockets!!! WRONG
They fucking diluted your ass the second they could
Damn everybody coming out of the woodwork with the loss porn, and they all seem to be HOOD accounts 🤔 maybe “HOOD” because they keep it gangster 
NVDA 1200 before split???
Sold my 2500 shares of that meme stock after market for $22.75. I actually considered selling at $19 today. Jesus Christ
I can’t believe there are still regards that wants to open puts/short on Gamestore , it’s a memestock , it doesn’t even need value to go up (example: memecoins like dogecoin, pepecoin,etc.). Gamestore has $2B cash and will soon be net profitable , regarded hedgefunds keeps looking at financials (which is why they keep shorting it) when they don’t understand what MEME SHIT IS and this is a meme shit with at least some value aka $2B cash.
Also , some regard was opening $50mm worth of $20c 6/21. Would be funny if Ryan Cohen was the one who opened it since he can now use gamestore’s cash to “invest” in shit or he did it with his own money.
Market gives bers nothing. Not even a glimmer of hope. So sad. Gonna open Tuesday at 540 and end the week 560
Happy those worthless AMC puts dropped from my screen finally. So sick of looking at those
Fake pump go home guys 🦍💢
Legit wish I was rich enough to open my own theta fund. I have a PhD in degen buying behavior 💅🏽
All u geys with your stupid charts and candlesticks stroking what you think you know and talking smack about what you think will happen next trade shesh. PATHETIC!!!
U know nothing John Snow! Lame azz cucks buying SPY and all them pre-made packages lol!!!! No balls to pick stonks low and sell high. Keep it simple.
Gambling loser degenerates.
I’m legit thinking about throwing some gamestore in my IRA on the next dip
The best part about gamestore ceo is he already bankrupted one company even with all the diluting. So many suicides will be televised when he bankrupts gamestore
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/MartJJ1 made a bet that NVAX would go to 20.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 9.076 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
I didnt know dilution causes stocks to go up. Maybe companies should stop doing buybacks and more dilution
It’s gonna short squeeze for real this time guys
90% of ape theories on why they filed for offering are RIP now just like their poorfolios 
People having fun this weekend: why is our waiter so fucking angry and aggressive holy shit?!
Their waiter: these elitist fucks are going to contribute to bullish spending reports on Tuesday! 
The restaurant: Applebees
I never realized being an “options” trader meant I’m exercising my option to be poor. 
Imagine talking stock rn instead of talking
1. Gym
2. Drink
3. Bitches
I 100%’d my account today from $50 to $100. AMA
3 days no casino 
I had an epiphany
Any time I fap premarket I have a red day
If I fap post market it’s a victory fap
Should I start my own club? It’ll be like NoFap but only no anxious premarket fapping
Premarket faps always lead to shitty trades
Like today I bought ARM poots on relative weakness around open, even though last night I had planned on buying tech calls today for a retest of SPX 5300
I take accountability for none of my actions
Gonna guess that stock is going to be easy puts come Tuesday morning
Game starts again ?
Jensen Huang is Lisan al Gaib
Sexy red sounds like shit, why is she so hyped?