Are you retards ready to get fucked by Powell one last time?
Are you retards ready to get fucked by Powell one last time?
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Posted by SPXQuantAlgo
42 Comments
AcademicStandard3701 on
With lube of course
Sweaty_Rub4322 on
If we’re getting fucked by Powell, imagine the backshots we’re gonna get from Kevin Warsh
Micesmoi on
Short the first gasp before speech.
killerbeeswaxkill on
Believe it or not calls
iShitBloodandCumShit on
He has the opportunity to something amazing. He can cut rates and send us into a sugar rush high followed by a collapse.
Or he can raise rates and make it collapse
Or he can do nothing and fuck up calls and puts.
ICollectBidoofs on
With how much this is hyped, I wouldn’t be surprised if we ended the day green
CambriaKilgannonn on
oh yeah, retard is back on the menu
nationalist77783 on
Calls
TheBooneyBunes on
What’s going on?
Working_Space_1260 on
Already getting fucked by potus today so what’s the difference
3m3Rg3 on
Calls it is
Danimalspirit on
Please daddy dont let up until i say so
AlignmentWhisperer on
Once inflation hits 10% and box of strawberries cost $16 people are going to be begging for Powell to take them back.
foulflaneur on
Like we don’t deserve it.
TheNplus1 on
Keep it dry daddy! You show them!
Cohenbby on
Is this happeneing in 2 hours? Or 26? I’m reading conflicting information online
stuntondeezh0es on
Aye aye cap’n
mushed-patato on
Last year I wanted to buy Intel, Nokia and Samsung on the lowest price, but my partner objected. Today I wanted to buy a share, but he objected again and the price went up 26% 😭. What should I do to him?
Y’all realize the FOMC votes, right? The chair doesn’t just unilaterally decide interest rates. There are 12 people that vote.
Also lol there are much bigger macro issues that you all should be bitching about like, oh, I dunno, the war that one man DID unilaterally start that is fucking global trade?
The FOMC is concerned with the inflationary impacts of interest rates (among other things). Prices are already going up because of the ongoing war.
42 Comments
With lube of course
If we’re getting fucked by Powell, imagine the backshots we’re gonna get from Kevin Warsh
Short the first gasp before speech.
Believe it or not calls
He has the opportunity to something amazing. He can cut rates and send us into a sugar rush high followed by a collapse.
Or he can raise rates and make it collapse
Or he can do nothing and fuck up calls and puts.
With how much this is hyped, I wouldn’t be surprised if we ended the day green
oh yeah, retard is back on the menu
Calls
What’s going on?
Already getting fucked by potus today so what’s the difference
Calls it is
Please daddy dont let up until i say so
Once inflation hits 10% and box of strawberries cost $16 people are going to be begging for Powell to take them back.
Like we don’t deserve it.
Keep it dry daddy! You show them!
Is this happeneing in 2 hours? Or 26? I’m reading conflicting information online
Aye aye cap’n
Last year I wanted to buy Intel, Nokia and Samsung on the lowest price, but my partner objected. Today I wanted to buy a share, but he objected again and the price went up 26% 😭. What should I do to him?
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“Good afternoon”
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Suffer! Suffer! Suffer! Apes all the way.
I just need this shit to stay above 7090. Other than that, go wild.
Good afternoon, last zero lube penetration, hopefully it doesn’t sting everyone too bad
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Lubed up
Less go!
Y’all realize the FOMC votes, right? The chair doesn’t just unilaterally decide interest rates. There are 12 people that vote.
Also lol there are much bigger macro issues that you all should be bitching about like, oh, I dunno, the war that one man DID unilaterally start that is fucking global trade?
The FOMC is concerned with the inflationary impacts of interest rates (among other things). Prices are already going up because of the ongoing war.
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Plan is to inflate away the 40 trillion dollar national debt
Warsh is the man in the corner waiting his turn
No
Do I have a choice tho?
I think Brent almost at 120 is fucking us more than a no .25 drop in rates.
Not going to happen. Markets are going to fly.
When? What time is this?
I’m balls deep. Powell, save me one last time.
(Or teach me another lesson. Either way, we’re cool. <3 you. Mean it. )
“Fuck your puts, Fuck your calls, Powell has you by the balls”
-Daddy J POW (probably)
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Good afternoon or hello everyone?
He is going bhagavad Gita today
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FUCK YOUR PUTS
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